Really? This is the ONE TIME you have had sex this past year? So you just always carry around a party-sized tube of anal lube, just in case? When you had the baby, did it wreck your colon so that it feels nothing? Because you took it up the ass like a CHAMP! In fact, you begged for it. As a guy who has had his fair share of ass sex, I know that if the girl can take it that easily, she hasn’t had sex only one time in the last year!!! No, no, no. You like the dick.
And the prosecution rests…